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For the most part, those of us on "the list" could have probably thought that Romney was endorsed by one particular law student. ...

While I did vow to quit, I felt it necessary to comment on this topic...sort of... Yesterday brought another email with four (count them 1 ,...

Consider this a farewell of sorts. I almost made it a whole month, reading (or at least not immediately deleting) every piece of email from...

Nice Job America! Sometimes I'm less proud to be an American. This is one of those times... P.S. Article is too long and boring, but ...

I really hope this is the last one ever about cheney visiting byu. Please? Subject: NPR: Quiet Protest Greets Vice President Cheney At BYU ...

Ok Marc, I get the picture. I have it on my calendar, I'm going to watch it. Now lay off... until you have your own personal review, w...

Hmm, this was a very jealous sounding, arrogant article. But I'm sure the author will have a wonderful following a century or so after ...

We have two firsts in this. Rush Limbaugh and an audio clip. However, don't waste your time. I didn't think this Limbaugh guy was...

I take back everything I ever said good about Robert Kirby. I can't have this filth in my house. Subject: Kirby: You Can't Be Happy...

I used to wonder who it is that is rude, and yells things out of car windows. Then, I went to high-school and realized it was me, and my fr...

Dirty mormon laundry... I hope no one sees my skid marks. Subject: Washington Post: Debating History: Did Brigham Young Order A Massacre? Bo...

I am looking forward to this documentary. As a life-long mormon, I think it will be good to finally learn a little something about my relig...

I do actually care about this recent ruling, and hope that it is overturned. However, I am too lazy (and busy keeping up with the Man ) to ...

Okay, this is not even funny anymore. Was it ever? This is just amazing. I cannot believe a) that Marc doesn't work for the SL Tribun...

I am glad no one ever quotes me in the main stream media. We all say stupid stuff, but most people don't care. Why should we care when...

Here I am, slaving away on my "Doctorate" and some places are just giving them out? WTF? Does U.S. News do a ranking of best s...

Interesting article... (even if it is "social science"). Rather than rely on a random sample and "evidence" and statist...

Mormons are in the press. That is the self fulfilled prophecy of this article. Subject: USA Today: Mormon Story Opens Up Body: http://www.u...

This story summarizes what our Beloved Humble BYU BBQ Club president dreamed of accomplishing. But he was a few years too early, and presid...

Then we can all go back to talking about how BYU zoobesses can easily manifest their eligibility for marriage, rather than talking about re...

I don't know where this blog is headed, or what rules decide what topics will be covered. I do know that this was an unexpected topic. ...

I really think something has changed since this dreadful day . Fewer emails, more Kirby. Is it a good thing? I'd say yes. Subject: Ki...

Those of you who are on The List, will perhaps notice that this particular article hasn't (yet) appeared. I am however proactively post...

I am going to call BS on this Marc. There is no way, that 60 people care about this. Maybe if you include dead people or pets, but not liv...

Hopefully this is almost over? It has gone from boring to uberboring. Subject: SL Trib: BYU Officials Decline To Meet With Cheney Petitione...

At the risk of sounding ignorant, I am going to simply pose a question: who is Mr. Doolittle, and what has he done for anyone? Subject: FB...

Pretty funny list of pros/cons... but I can't figure out why Marc sent it... no reference at all to mormonism, or mitt romney? Must ha...

While I've already commented on this alternative commencement , I'll offer a few more words of advice, this time to the organizers (...

I have nothing to say about this. Subject: SL Trib article on BYU's honor code change on homosexuality Body: BYU changes honor code text...

Perhaps if I cared at all about sports this one would have been interesting? No, probably not. BYU has named a new quarterback... do you t...

This one was not particularly interesting. Mitt picked on something that Hilary said, which he in the past has said as well... not really s...

I decided that I should point Mr. Bohn to this blog, since he probably was wondering why he didn't hear back from me about every article...

While the article and idea had great promise... it was about 15,000,000 words too long. I recommend watching the videos, and reading my ans...

Another good kirby article. For those of you who are bored by all this... (read everyone including myself), why not cut out the middleman (...

This article brings us to the age old question... if a tree falls in the forest and no one is there to hear it fall, does it make a sound? ...

This email needs no summary. (Frankly, I could have done without receiving it). I only post the links as proof that, yes he really did sen...

Short, sweet, and worth reading. (all 10 words!) Subject: Classic Onion Body: http://www.theonion.com/content/node/60650

If this doesn't incite real protests at the Y, then things have drastically changed since I was there... Then again, I personally view t...

... that these students would have learned that commencement is something you want to avoid at all costs. Attending more than one is disres...

Well, this is getting tedious. I can no longer simply ignore these emails. I almost feel obligated to chronicle their incredible multiplic...

I find it difficult to believe that even Marc A. Bohn reads all of these articles. I think about 90% of them come from this . Maybe he hi...

I guess I wasn't the only one surprised by the BYU approval of the Cheney protests... this is like the 10,000th article that Mr. Bohn ha...

But, alas... Mr. Madigan spent way too much time blabbing about Kennedy or mines or something to hold my attention... then I noticed from th...

This one seems vaguely familiar... I think we already had this article a month ago, no? Subject: Washington Post: Killer Rabbits Body: http:...

Isn't there anything more interesting on the interweb? Subject: Washington Post: McCain, Romney Advisers Spar Over Mormon Religion Body...

What do you get when you mix BYU honor code officers, the Provo social scene , and a few dumb jocks ? If you guessed an award winning footb...

After skimming the current article (okay the article's first sentence), I made a wonderful conclusion. I can safely add a Rule to my em...

Since the title gave really no indication of what this was going to be about, I chose to read the article. Why not? It isn't like I ha...

A rhetorical question, perhaps? Nope. I can answer that one, saving everyone the pain of reading the article. Yes. There you have it. Su...

Thanks Marc. I now have something highly relevant to read outloud tomorrow in Fast and Testimony Meeting, while fighting back tears of extr...

I just figured out how I can make it big. If I could only anticipate what the next bohnspam would be, and send it to everyone BEFORE Marc c...

If you remember my last post (it was almost 3 minutes ago!) You might recall I was feeling a bit overwhelmed at the task of keeping up with ...

Just as I started to let my guard down... thinking this was a breeze, I looked back at my inbox... DAMNIT! Less than 2 minutes passed, and...

Well, this blog has become such a piece of cake for me... previous blogging attempts end up boring (for the writer... they start out and wi...

In my analysis yesterday, I forgot to do one more quick study. How many of these emails are worth reading? Well, I believe that could be s...

Since I was unable to go to work today, I instead chose to use my extreme statistical skills to run a few numbers on my spam from Marc over ...

100% waste of time. If you don't yet know that Bill O'reilly is a moron, or if you enjoy boring pointless yelling from two extremes...

Actually, attending the "protest" was probably rather entertaining... reading about it however, much less so. My recommendation: ...

Okay, file this one in the "common sense" folder. Article summary: Romney asks for and gets donations from those who he has rel...

While most readers would think that being a Mormon would make the presidential run for Romney a done deal: a) get baptised at 8 b) announce ...

Unfortunately, this article had all the interesting parts in its title. You can stop after reading that. Subject: Washington Post: Obama Ra...

Who isn't a life-long hunter? A friend and I shot some birds when we were kids... we fireblasted ants and other bugs with wd-40 and a ...

A much less funny movie from Jib Jab (the makers of the "this land is your land" bush/kerry parody) Subject: JibJab: What We Call ...

Summary: Money can't buy you love. Subject: Romney Tops GOP in fundraising and makes his Doonesbury debut Body: --links omitted to save...

Summary: Don't vote for a bush ever again. Subject: NY Times: Bush's Former Chief Campaign Strategist Loses Faith In President Body...

My relative interest in the Romney campaign just took a giant leap thanks to you Marc! Reading another headline that I care about much much...

If you haven't heard about or seen it, honestly don't waste your time. Subject: MC Rove? You gotta see this... Body: I'm tellin...

I, like most of the rest of america don't care about the primaries. I can't wait 'til they are over so we can start hearing the...

The frequency of emails has gone up, but the quality, roughly constant. Subject: ACLU Helps Mormon Inmate; Book of Mormon Sells for $180,000...

It is a good thing that I a) don't read these things at all b) don't care much for politics c) didn't jump off a bridge at th...

Well, I followed the Gonzales debacle as closely as the next guy (basically not at all) but it really brings it home when someone I've c...

I've heard that the number of deaths goes up in the cold of winter, but here we have a real tragedy. The Vocalist for the hit/hip band ...

This one was (un?)fortunately classified as spam, thanks to its informative title. Subject: More Romney Spam Body: A few articles of note: ...

This one was a personal favorite. As I had probably spent less than 3 seconds prior to this email contemplating and discussing the Romney c...