Not even funny in theory.

If you haven't heard about or seen it, honestly don't waste your time.

Subject:
MC Rove? You gotta see this...

Body:
I'm telling you... this is choice
-- link omitted because I seriously would feel terrible if another person wasted even 30 seconds viewing this --

Poll with a bunch of no-names informs ignorant readers everywhere.

I, like most of the rest of america don't care about the primaries. I can't wait 'til they are over so we can start hearing the real contenders whine and sling mud, with an occasional trespassing of some 3rd party nutcase.

Serious, who is this "Thompson", and why should anyone care?

Subject:
Gallup Poll: Romney taking a big hit with Thompson's possible entry

Body:
Looks like Fred Thompson's potential entry is doing serious damage to
Romney:
http://www.cnn.com/2007/POLITICS/03/27/gop.polls/

Nope. Not one of them.

The frequency of emails has gone up, but the quality, roughly constant.

Subject:
ACLU Helps Mormon Inmate; Book of Mormon Sells for $180,000; Family Donates Martin Harris Wallet


Body:
A few nuggets I saw today that I thought you might find interesting:
http://www.katc.com/Global/story.asp?S=6272933
http://www.katc.com/Global/story.asp?S=6272933
http://www.katc.com/Global/story.asp?S=6272933

Why you should never trust a blog for your news... (except this one, naturally)

It is a good thing that I
a) don't read these things at all
b) don't care much for politics
c) didn't jump off a bridge at this news

because
d) it was wrong.

Subject:
Politico: Edwards To Suspend Campaign Because Of Wife's Cancer

Body:
Edwards to Suspend Campaign
The Politico

http://www.politico.com/blogs/bensmith/

Not bishop Simpson!?!?

Well, I followed the Gonzales debacle as closely as the next guy (basically not at all) but it really brings it home when someone I've come to know and love is affected. That is why this email brought me to tears. There wasn't a dry eye in my congregation. RIP Bishop Stampson.

Subject:
Washington Post: Kyle Sampson Resigns From Justice Department

Body:
Just thought you'd find this of interest. Bishop Sampson of the Arlington
Ward resigned as Attorney General Gonzales's Chief of Staff yesterday in the
wake of the controversy over the firings of the eight U.S. Attorneys last
December:

-- link removed ---
-- another link removed ---
-- yet another link removed ---

First --insert band name-- now Boston?

I've heard that the number of deaths goes up in the cold of winter, but here we have a real tragedy. The Vocalist for the hit/hip band "Boston" was found dead? That leaves one less band intact that I know only by familiarity with the location after which they are named. Can someone please go by all remaining members of the bands Kansas, Asia, Europe, Africa, and Chicago to ensure that all is well? Thanks in advance!

It's going to be a rough month I can already tell.

Subject:
BBC: Lead Singer of "Boston" Found Dead

Body:
Boston vocalist Delp found dead
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/6437059.stm

More Romney Spam...

This one was (un?)fortunately classified as spam, thanks to its informative title.

Subject:
More Romney Spam

Body:
A few articles of note:
http://www.thestate.com/mld/state/news/politics/16805857.htm

http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/story?id=2915659&page=1&CMP=OTC-RSSFeeds0312

http://www.slate.com/id/2160716?nav=tap3#TheBigHair