You'd think with a college education...

... that these students would have learned that commencement is something you want to avoid at all costs. Attending more than one is disrespectful and hateful to one's self.

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Deseret News: Ralph Nader May Speak Opposite Cheney at "Alternative Off-Campus Commencement"

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Nader may speak at Provo rally
http://deseretnews.com/dn/view/0,1249,660211095,00.html