Satan's REAL plan...

I am glad no one ever quotes me in the main stream media. We all say stupid stuff, but most people don't care. Why should we care when politicians do it? I don't.

Subject:
Deseret News: Utah County GOP Delegate Equates Illegal Immigration To Satan's Plan
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County GOP delegate links illegal immigration to Satan
http://www.deseretnews.com/dn/view/0,1249,660215179,00.html

Preemptive strike...

Those of you who are on The List, will perhaps notice that this particular article hasn't (yet) appeared. I am however proactively posting it here, under the assumption that it will soon be sent out (or one like it).

I mean, it has all the elements: Senator Reid, Mitt Romney, politics, boringness...

Anywho, I think we should put the two together in an Elder's quorum discussing the later chapters of Alma. That ought to bring us some entertainment...

P.S. I particularly liked this B. Clintonesque comment from the Rom:
Asked if we are winning the war, Romney said that "it depends on how you define that."

Subject:
TBA
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http://www.indystar.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070421/LOCAL19/704210434/1015/LOCAL01

Entertaining, but confusing as well

Pretty funny list of pros/cons... but I can't figure out why Marc sent it... no reference at all to mormonism, or mitt romney? Must have been an accident.

Subject:
Sweeney's: Pros and Cons of the Top 20 Democratic Presidential Candidates
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http://www.mcsweeneys.net/2007/4/18moe.html