Alternative commencement?

While I've already commented on this alternative commencement, I'll offer a few more words of advice, this time to the organizers (as they seem to be having a hard time booking a place to hold this interesting, and important event.). Here is my advice, free of charge: borrow your mom's minivan. It should be more than adequate for the "crowds" you're likely to have. I think I had almost as many comments on this blog as they had petition signers... if that is saying anything.

Subject:
BYU group confirms Nader as speaker

Body:
Provo school district cancels venue agreement

http://www.sltrib.com/news/ci_5692685